Credit Card Cynic Pillows

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

The Fed: Problems and the solution.

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

Still bullish if I get more credit cards.

"I'd like to get a second opinion on your bill."