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'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"Will you accept my master's card?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Sale: You can charge it.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Online Shopping.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

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First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

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'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

Valentines for Things