Credit Card Enthusiasts Pillows

School Boys: Who paid for the bag?

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Dog Beginning For A Loan

All Major Cash Honored.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Greetings!

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Valentines for Things

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'