Credit Card Enthusiasts Prints

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Dog Beginning For A Loan

All Major Cash Honored.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Greetings!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Valentines for Things

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

Diamond Geezer.

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'