Credit Card Enthusiast Prints

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'll put it to you this way: you have 3 months to max-out all your credit cards."

Buy Now, Pay Later

Card Charade

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"I think I'm pre-approved for trouble!"

"If you want anything else, just wave your credit card."

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Department Store - Women wearing shirt saying 'I love pre-approved credit cards.'

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'I know money can't buy everything - that's what credit cards are for. . .'

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.

'How about a game of cards?'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Recession

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Dog Beginning For A Loan

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Greetings!