Card Payment Enthusiast Pillows

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Valentines for Things

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Diamond Geezer.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'