Digital Payment Enthusiast Pillows

"Where do I swipe?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

We accept only digital currency.

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

Busker with a Card Machine

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Modern money

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

The Sultan of Bitcoin

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"I don't laugh all the way to the bank. I just check my balance online and cry at my computer."

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"Haven't you heard? The world has gone to digital money. I suppose we could give you a check ... "

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'Check, mate.'

'Between direct deposit, automatic payments, and credit cards, I haven't seen any money in years.'

"I moved out of crypto into bankruptcy."

Payments without QR code

"Looks like Santa Claus has moved from the North Pole to the Amazon."

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"