Digital Payment Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Where do I swipe?"

I prefer PayPal.

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

We accept only digital currency.

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Busker with a Card Machine

Modern money

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Bitcoin Asteroid

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

The Sultan of Bitcoin

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"I don't laugh all the way to the bank. I just check my balance online and cry at my computer."

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"Haven't you heard? The world has gone to digital money. I suppose we could give you a check ... "

But It Makes a Neat Sound

'Check, mate.'

'Between direct deposit, automatic payments, and credit cards, I haven't seen any money in years.'

"I moved out of crypto into bankruptcy."

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