Payment System Aficionados Pillows

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Busker with a Card Machine

The car alarm snooze button.

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

"Permission to treat the witness as hostile, your honor?"

"Will you accept my master's card?"

'Indian art. It reminds me of coming home on pay day.'

'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Where do I swipe?"

'You give me one third, another third to the cashier near the escalator, and the balance before leaving the store.'

Acupuncturist putting pins in a chip and pin machine

Sale: You can charge it.

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

'Since I already know she did it, can I go sit in the lobby and watch TV?'

'Check, mate.'