Modern Payment Trendsetter Pillows

Snax. I only accept card and mobile payments now. Soda. Oh, you've given up your coin collecting hobby.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Selfie Acrobat

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

Cat selfie

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Busker with a Card Machine

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

"Where do I swipe?"

"Used to be you'd get a sensible nose piercing and leave it at that."

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

'Let's take a shelfie.'

'Check, mate.'

Selfies at graduation

"No time for 'Selfies' Simkins!"

"Selfies. That's what I miss most."