Modern Payment Advocates Pillows

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"Frankly, some of your business practices are pre-historic."

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

Busker with a Card Machine

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Online Banking.

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'

Waiting for the digital newspaper.

'Indian art. It reminds me of coming home on pay day.'

"Where do I swipe?"

"If you both agree to the terms and conditions, press, 'I accept'."

'Check, mate.'

Kid reads from menu: 'Most kids just get a drink of water, you know.'

'Erm...haven't got the cash have you?'

"...Hope that thing that takes coins & dollar bills at the self-checkout still works."