Modern Payment Advocates Gifts

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

"Frankly, some of your business practices are pre-historic."

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

Busker with a Card Machine

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Online Banking.

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Indian art. It reminds me of coming home on pay day.'

Waiting for the digital newspaper.

'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

"Where do I swipe?"

"If you both agree to the terms and conditions, press, 'I accept'."

'Check, mate.'

Kid reads from menu: 'Most kids just get a drink of water, you know.'

I prefer PayPal.

"...Hope that thing that takes coins & dollar bills at the self-checkout still works."