Old School Payment Advocate Gifts

"...Hope that thing that takes coins & dollar bills at the self-checkout still works."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

Workers constructing barcodes

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"When I was your age, we walked three miles through the snow to school, and didn't have laptops on our school supply list."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

A Sweeping Reform.

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

'This is so old-school.'

"For the last time! There is no 'Skip Ads' button for the morning announcements!"

How to hand in report to teacher.

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'