Old School Payment Advocate Gifts

"...Hope that thing that takes coins & dollar bills at the self-checkout still works."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

Workers constructing barcodes

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"When I was your age, we walked three miles through the snow to school, and didn't have laptops on our school supply list."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

A Sweeping Reform.

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

'This is so old-school.'

"For the last time! There is no 'Skip Ads' button for the morning announcements!"

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

How to hand in report to teacher.

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'A flip chart presentation? How quaint.'

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'