Old-school Learner Gifts

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Gen-Next Library

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Billy's 1st Day of Private School

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'He solved his first equation today.'

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

"When I was your age, we walked three miles through the snow to school, and didn't have laptops on our school supply list."

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

"Back in the olden days kids only had teachers to learn from!"

"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'