Old-school Supporter Gifts

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

A Sweeping Reform.

"We're up-grading the phone system."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Handle With Care

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"I'd like to make a return."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Football addict

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"We will remember them."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.