Old-school Supporter Gifts

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

A Sweeping Reform.

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Football addict

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"We will remember them."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."