Old-school Fanatic Gifts

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Workers constructing barcodes

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."