Old-school Fanatic Gifts

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."