Payment System Aficionados Gifts

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

The car alarm snooze button.

Busker with a Card Machine

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

"Permission to treat the witness as hostile, your honor?"

"Will you accept my master's card?"

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'

'Indian art. It reminds me of coming home on pay day.'

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

"Where do I swipe?"

'You give me one third, another third to the cashier near the escalator, and the balance before leaving the store.'

School Boys: Who paid for the bag?

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

Acupuncturist putting pins in a chip and pin machine

'I never leave home without my American Express card.'

Sale: You can charge it.

'Since I already know she did it, can I go sit in the lobby and watch TV?'