Digital Payments Fan Pillows

Busker with a Card Machine

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Empty Pot at the End of Rainbow

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"We accept personal data as payment. What's your preferred brand of toothpaste?"

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

Elon Musk

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Where do I swipe?"

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'Check, mate.'

"I don't think we fully understand cryptomining."

Payments without QR code

"This is your final ransom note. We are going paperless, please go to www. to sign up."

'Oh no. Your dad had turned into a caveman again!'

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."