Innovative Payment Fan Pillows

"We accept personal data as payment. What's your preferred brand of toothpaste?"

Elfie Stick

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Factominiums."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'And look what happened when I turn the tablet sideways - the text swivels the right way up.'

Wheel

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Adaptability.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Vents, real and digital.

Bill Gates and his sons.

Designer

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."