Electronic Payment Fan Pillows

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Pizza-Matic

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Vents, real and digital.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Busker with a Card Machine

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

"We accept personal data as payment. What's your preferred brand of toothpaste?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

Trump Tweets