Digital Currency Fan Pillows

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Elon Musk

"I don't think we fully understand cryptomining."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"He created Bitecoin."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Dragging industry into the Euro

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

The Tooth Accountant

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

We accept only digital currency.

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Busker with a Card Machine

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

"Yes, we’re the experts President Musk has tasked with cleaning up govt. waste, fraud, and abuse, and no, you can’t see what’s in the bucket..."

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

Bitcoin Asteroid

Crypto-Corruption