Currency Fan Pillows

Dragging industry into the Euro

Give me a lift and I'll pay in Canadian currency!

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

That might not work, EU...

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'How much did you save this year?'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.