Currency Fan Gifts

Dragging industry into the Euro

Give me a lift and I'll pay in Canadian currency!

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

That might not work, EU...

The Cashless Society is Here

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'How much did you save this year?'