Digital Currency Devotee Pillows

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"He created Bitecoin."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

The Tooth Accountant

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

We accept only digital currency.

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

Busker with a Card Machine

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Crypto-Corruption

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

Bitcoin Asteroid

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"Yes, we’re the experts President Musk has tasked with cleaning up govt. waste, fraud, and abuse, and no, you can’t see what’s in the bucket..."

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

"I'm you. I've come from 35 years in the Future. And I still don't understand Bitcoin!"