Modern Payment Trendsetter T-Shirts

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Selfie Acrobat

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Cat selfie

Busker with a Card Machine

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Where do I swipe?"

'Let's take a shelfie.'

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

'Check, mate.'

Payments without QR code

"Selfies. That's what I miss most."