Cashless Trendsetter T-Shirts

'Don't look at me. I haven't carried cash since I learned how to write my name.'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Got anything for the small investor?

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

We accept only digital currency.

Busker with a Card Machine

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

"It's just not the same."

Puss in Factory Seconds

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

Coffee Table eBooks.

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"We accept personal data as payment. What's your preferred brand of toothpaste?"

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

"It makes them feel good about buying my old junk."

"Where do I swipe?"

'I know you want a big wedding...but can't we just get married on-line?'

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

But I hardly know the lady!

But It Makes a Neat Sound

'Sorry, this is a cashless raft.'

IRS Pay Taxes Here. We don't do discounts for cash.

I prefer PayPal.

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

"But I don't carry cash!"

Payments without QR code

Snax. I only accept card and mobile payments now. Soda. Oh, you've given up your coin collecting hobby.

I seem to have forgotten my wallet. I'm afraid I'll have to pay the check by licking dishes.