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"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'If the pound is worth so little, can I have a couple?'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

The Governor-General settles in.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

We accept only digital currency.

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

"It's just not the same."

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

Computer basics for non-geeks: MOUSE PAD.

"It's not quite the same."

Canada heatwave

'There's a hundred cents in the dollar...but what about the yen?'

But I hardly know the lady!

"Sure all the stations we make you buy are expensive, but the commercials are free!"

'Sorry, this is a cashless raft.'

"But I don't carry cash!"

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

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"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

'Don't look at me. I haven't carried cash since I learned how to write my name.'