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But I hardly know the lady!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Internet Cafe.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Artist painting a cat.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Cool game!"

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

We accept only digital currency.

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

"It's just not the same."

The gaming world.

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'