Cashless Visionary T-Shirts

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Start up

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Failed mobile home designs

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

'I won't be in this afternoon because I don't have any clever ideas.'

"Fire is going to be the new content."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

We accept only digital currency.

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'When the market tanks, I think I should drop out of day trading and go back to school.'

"It's just not the same."

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

Ben Pasternak

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

"After you took credit for all my suggestions, I realized I should quit and start my own business."