Clothesless Visionary T-Shirts

"Only laundry day would force you to consider the benefits of a clothesless society."

"Do me next."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Louise Glück

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Seamus Heaney.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Stanescu.

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

No immigrants

"Oh hey look, it's the world, asking me to write more poetry."

Bird Hair

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"The days of great lyrics are over. Let's aim for greeting card lyrics."

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

Rupert Brooke.

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

I just had a lovely dream - the world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting.

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

"You know what I'd like to do, Caslow? I'd like to create a far-reaching, innovative program that will open a lot of channels, offer great opportunities, link up with all kind of things, and enable something or other to happen. Any ideas?"

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky...'