Clothesless Visionary T-Shirts

"Only laundry day would force you to consider the benefits of a clothesless society."

"Do me next."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

David Hockney

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Louise Glück

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Seamus Heaney.

Stanescu.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Oh hey look, it's the world, asking me to write more poetry."

Bird Hair

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

John Betjeman

No immigrants

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

"The days of great lyrics are over. Let's aim for greeting card lyrics."

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Rupert Brooke.

I just had a lovely dream - the world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting.

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky...'