Credit Card Aficionados Pillows

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'How about a game of cards?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Greetings!

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Valentines for Things

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Modern Monster

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Diamond Geezer.

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."