Mobile Payment Nerd Pillows

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Busker with a Card Machine

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

PAYMASTER, 'I'm sorry, Mr. Fergus, but your deductions won again this week.'

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

'Do you have any money on you?'

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

"Where do I swipe?"

'Check, mate.'

Payments without QR code

Those who don't learn from the past are destined to relive it.

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

"You can talk, text, and browse all at the same time on this!"