Mobile Payment Nerd Prints

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Busker with a Card Machine

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

PAYMASTER, 'I'm sorry, Mr. Fergus, but your deductions won again this week.'

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

'Do you have any money on you?'

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

"Where do I swipe?"

But It Makes a Neat Sound

'Check, mate.'

I prefer PayPal.

Payments without QR code

Those who don't learn from the past are destined to relive it.

Exit. I don't use cash anymore. All my transactions are electronic. For the first time in my life I can say "money is no object."

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

"You can talk, text, and browse all at the same time on this!"

Snax. I only accept card and mobile payments now. Soda. Oh, you've given up your coin collecting hobby.