Mobile Payments Pillows

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

City Marathon.

Cellphone Islands

"Textin’"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Today's love

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

Soccer kids texting

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Books vs mobile phones

Batman - Face ID

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Spam traps on mobiles

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"