Mobile Payments Gifts

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

City Marathon.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Textin’"

Cellphone Islands

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Soccer kids texting

Today's love

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Batman - Face ID

Books vs mobile phones

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Spam traps on mobiles

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...