Digital Payments Gifts

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

Payments without QR code

But It Makes a Neat Sound

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'You've successfully completed the transaction to sell your soul. A digital receipt will be e-mailed to you.'

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Busker with a Card Machine

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Street beggar as a sign stating: Bitcoin only!

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'

"Where do I swipe?"

"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'