Digital Payment Adventurer Gifts

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Desert wifi

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

The Darknet starts right here.

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.