Contactless Payment Enthusiast Gifts

Destitute, Please Help - Swipe Card Payments Only . . . Due to Covid.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Busker with a Card Machine

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Paypal Accepted. Coming Soon: Bitcoin!

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

"Where do I swipe?"

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

But I hardly know the lady!

'Check, mate.'

"It's COVID mate, we prefer contactless for muggings these days."

Post Office: 'I hate it when they E-mail to complain!'

IRS Pay Taxes Here. We don't do discounts for cash.

I prefer PayPal.

'Erm...haven't got the cash have you?'

Payments without QR code

Heaven Self-Checkout

"To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you be interested in setting up an online payment facility?"

Exit. I don't use cash anymore. All my transactions are electronic. For the first time in my life I can say "money is no object."

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I know I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

Snax. I only accept card and mobile payments now. Soda. Oh, you've given up your coin collecting hobby.