Cashless Pioneer Gifts

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Computerized society.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

The Miracle Worker

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

The Cost of Photocopying

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

We accept only digital currency.

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

"It's just not the same."

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

"Won't clearing off all my personal information hurt my data mining stocks?"

Alien and Wind Farm

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

"Tell me once more how much we're saving on gas!"

"How do you think we get 100% of our clients to switch from paper to electronic confirmations?"

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

"The only business that is resistant to going paperless is the recycling plant."

"It's not quite the same."

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'