Cashless Adventurer Gifts

Snowdonia expensive car park

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Face Painting.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The early days of tofurkey.

Man on Island.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"