Cashless Crusader Gifts

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Sorry, this is a cashless raft.'

Payments without QR code

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Super-Mario Draghi

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"The dollar is falling!"

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

"You're a cyber bully."

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

"It's not quite the same."

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.