Chemical-free Crusader Gifts

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Global Warming.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Seals - Pick your own.

DIY Butchers

HS2 time bomb...

Mine problems

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'