Organic Crusader Gifts

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Organic farm

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"We try to source all of our produce locally..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The melting polar ice caps

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Farmers' Warnings.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP26

Global Warming.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

Art Plagiarism

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"I dunno...ask him."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth