Vegan Crusader Gifts

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Meat is murder!"

"Paleo menu? I'm a vegan you presumptuous cretin!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Fish want out of polluted river.

Farmers' Warnings.

Global Warming.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

DIY Butchers

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Seals - Pick your own.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Mine problems

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

HS2 time bomb...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'