Veggie Crusader Gifts

Parents Join The Fight Against Obesity - 'Yes you WILL eat your vegetables!'

'Offering fresh broccoli and cauliflower is a great idea, but it's created a thriving black market in fatty cheese sauce.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Prize vegetables.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Farmers' Warnings.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

“Children hate me.”

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

The vegan hunter

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Hey, those are not menus!

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"