Veggie Challengers Gifts

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Prize vegetables.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

“Children hate me.”

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

The vegan hunter

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The great zucchinis

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."