Veggie Challengers Mugs

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Prize vegetables.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

“Children hate me.”

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The great zucchinis

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."