Veggie Adversaries Mugs

"The supermarket had broccoli?? Dang, where are the supply chain disruptions when you need them?!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Prize vegetables.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

“Children hate me.”

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Always eat your broccoli."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"