Veg Competitors Mugs

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Prize vegetables.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

The day the salad got tossed

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

Go Veggie...

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"