Veg Competitors T-Shirts

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Prize vegetables.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Always eat your broccoli."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

The day the salad got tossed

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Go Veggie...

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

The Last Dinner

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

I'm a vegan triathlete

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"